180+ Hidden Stoner Quotes And Captions For Instagram

Are you searching for the perfect captions and quotes to complement your Instagram posts with a touch of stoner humor and wisdom? Look no further! Dive into this curated collection of 181+ hidden stoner captions and quotes to elevate your Instagram game and connect with fellow enthusiasts in the digital realm.

Hidden Stoner Captions For Instagram

Inhale the good vibes, exhale the bad.
Just a sprinkle of green in a world of black and white.
Lost in the clouds, but found in my mind.
My spirit plant is definitely a cannabis.
Keep calm and pass the joint.
Living life one toke at a time.
Blazing through life with a smile.
When life gives you lemons, light up and chill.
High on life, higher on weed.
Rolling through life with a joint in hand.
Smoke more, worry less.
Elevate your mind, elevate your life.
In a committed relationship with my bong.
Weed: because everything’s better with a little green.
Let’s get medicated, highly motivated.
Find your inner peace, then pass it around.
Too blessed to be stressed, too high to be low.
Spark up, let go, and just flow.
Breathe in the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
Blazing trails, one puff at a time.
Life’s a trip, so pack a bowl and enjoy the ride.
High tide, good vibes.
Keep calm and hit the bong.
Chillin’ like a villain, smokin’ like a chimney.
Don’t worry, be happy, and pass the Dutchy on the left-hand side.
Wake, bake, create.
Let the smoke guide your thoughts.
Rolling through life, one joint at a time.
Embrace the hazy days and smoky nights.
Smoking: because adulting is hard.
When in doubt, puff it out.
Life’s too short to stress, let’s smoke and chill.
A day without weed is like… just kidding, I have no idea.
Inhale the future, exhale the past.
Blazing up the good times.
Keep your head in the clouds and your feet on the ground.
Feeling high on life, and also on weed.
Let’s roll one and let the worries roll away.
Just another day in paradise, puffing clouds in the sky.
Surround yourself with good smoke and good vibes.
Stay lit, stay positive.
Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
Life is short, blaze it up.
When in doubt, smoke it out.
Breathe in the good vibes, exhale the bad vibes.
Keep calm and smoke on.
Puff, puff, pass… the good vibes.
Take a hit and let your worries go up in smoke.
Keep your friends close and your joints closer.
Let the good times roll… and smoke.

Funny Hidden Stoner Captions For Instagram

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
Weed: making Mondays tolerable since… forever.
The only thing getting lit tonight is my joint.
Weed: because adulting is overrated.
My boss asked me why I’m always late; I said I’m on stoner time.
Sorry for what I said when I was high.
The only clouds I like are the ones I can smoke.
High thoughts make for great stories… usually.
My favorite cardio is smoking weed and laughing.
I don’t need an inspirational quote; I need weed.
If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much space on the couch.
I like big blunts and I cannot lie.
Weed: the only thing that’s green in my life.
My blood type is THC-positive.
I don’t have ducks; I have an army of stoned rubber duckies.
I’m not a stoner; I’m a plant enthusiast.
Keep calm and pass the bong.
Weed is my therapist; the dispensary is my office.
I put the “high” in high school.
Not all who wander are lost; some are just looking for snacks.
My life’s motto: smoke, laugh, repeat.
High on life? Nah, just high on weed.
I’ve got 99 problems, but weed solves like 86 of them.
In a serious relationship with my stash.
I’m not lazy; I’m in energy-saving mode.
My superpower? I can turn food into weed.
My spirit animal is a baked potato.
Friends don’t let friends smoke alone.
Weed: because life is too short for bad vibes.
Rolling through life like a joint, never straight.
I don’t always smoke weed, but when I do, I’m awesome.
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the smoke circle.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m stoned, how about you?
Life is like a blunt; you gotta pass it on.
Weed: because adulting is hard and I’m too old for this shit.
Keep calm and get high.
I don’t have a bucket list; I have a blunt list.
Inhale the good vibes, exhale the bad vibes.
I’m not addicted to weed; we’re just in a committed relationship.
Weed: because Netflix and chill just isn’t the same without it.
I don’t need a wake-up call; I need a wake-and-bake call.
High on life? No thanks, I prefer being high on weed.
Rolling with the homies… and a fat joint.
I don’t sweat; I sparkle… with THC.
Weed: the secret ingredient to my happiness.
Not all heroes wear capes; some roll joints.
Keep calm and hit the blunt.
Life’s a joint; roll with it.
I’m not a regular mom; I’m a cool mom who smokes weed.
Weed: because sometimes, reality needs a filter.

Short Hidden Stoner Captions For Instagram

High AF.
Blaze it up.
Puff, puff, pass.
Stay lifted.
Just vibes.
Let’s get baked.
Eyes low, spirits high.
Keep calm and smoke weed.
Peace, love, and weed.
Getting lit.
Born to blaze.
Take it easy.
Spark it up.
Mind on a cloud.
Lit like a Christmas tree.
Let’s toke.
Wake and bake.
On cloud nine.
Too stoned to care.
Just chillin’.
Stay high, stay happy.
High times ahead.
Inhale, exhale.
Cloudy with a chance of high.
Feeling groovy.
Stoned and smiling.
High life.
Keep it smoky.
Going green.
One love, one joint.
Lost in the smoke.
Feeling elevated.
Blazed and amazed.
Peace out, puff on.
Ride the high.
Stay calm and smoke on.
Cloud surfing.
Lit and loving it.
Let’s roll one.
Smoking hot.
Just vibe with me.
High on happiness.
Peace begins with a puff.
Stay chill, stay high.
Blaze your own trail.
On a higher plane.
Living the high life.
Feeling extra mellow.
Breathe in, breathe out.
Let’s roll up and roll out.

Hidden Stoner Quotes For Instagram

“The mind is everything. What you think, you become.” – Buddha
“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” – Bob Marley
“Marijuana is a gateway drug to the fridge.” – Unknown
“Some of the best things in life are unseen. That’s why we close our eyes when we kiss, laugh, and dream.” – Unknown
“You gotta be a spirit, not a ghost.” – Kid Cudi
“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower.” – Willie Nelson
“The more you love, the more love you have to give. It’s the only feeling we have which is infinite.” – Christina Westover
“It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” – Marilyn Monroe
“I believe in a higher power. I call it cannabis.” – Unknown
“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.” – Walter Bagehot
“Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses.” – Hugh Hefner
“The only way to deal with today’s world is to laugh, and if you’re lucky enough to find someone who makes you laugh, hold onto them.” – Unknown
“The purpose of our lives is to be happy.” – Dalai Lama
“Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.” – Tupac Shakur
“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Mallory Hopkins
“The herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.” – Bob Marley
“Live, laugh, love, smoke.”
“Happiness is not a destination, it’s a way of life.”
“Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.” – Will Rogers
“The best things in life are free. The second-best are very expensive.” – Coco Chanel
“Chillin’ like a villain, smokin’ like a chimney.” – Unknown
“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.” – Unknown
“Inhale the future, exhale the past.”
“When life gives you lemons, trade them for weed.”
“Life’s a journey, not a destination. But sometimes, you need to blaze to appreciate the scenery.” – Unknown
“Don’t worry, be happy, and pass the Dutchy on the left-hand side.” – Musical Youth
“Life is short, blaze it up.”
“I don’t need a wake-up call; I need a wake-and-bake call.” – Unknown
“The grass is always greener when you blaze it.” – Unknown
“Life’s a trip, so pack a bowl and enjoy the ride.” – Unknown
“Too blessed to be stressed, too high to be low.” – Unknown
“When life gets blurry, adjust your focus… or smoke some weed.” – Unknown
“Life is too short to drink bad wine or smoke bad weed.” – Unknown
“The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.” – Chinese Proverb
“Surround yourself with good smoke and good vibes.” – Unknown
“Keep calm and hit the bong.” – Unknown
“Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.” – Unknown
“Life’s too short to stress, let’s smoke and chill.” – Unknown
“Embrace the hazy days and smoky nights.” – Unknown
“Breathe in the good vibes, exhale the bad vibes.” – Unknown
“When in doubt, puff it out.” – Unknown
“Rolling through life, one joint at a time.” – Unknown
“Weed: because adulting is hard.” – Unknown
“Let the good times roll… and smoke.” – Unknown
“When in doubt, smoke it out.” – Unknown
“Keep calm and smoke on.” – Unknown
“Take a hit and let your worries go up in smoke.” – Unknown
“Stay lit, stay positive.” – Unknown
“High tide, good vibes.” – Unknown
“Blazing trails, one puff at a time.” – Unknown