155+ Pirate Costume Captions For Instagram & Quotes

Dressing up as a pirate is always a swashbuckling adventure! Whether you’re setting sail for a Halloween party, a costume event, or just looking to bring some high-seas excitement to your social media feed, these pirate costume captions and quotes will help you capture the spirit of the seven seas.

From funny and witty to short and sweet, we’ve got the perfect captions and quotes to make your Instagram posts shipshape. So grab your eyepatch, hoist the Jolly Roger, and let’s dive into a treasure trove of pirate-themed fun! 🏴‍☠️

Pirate Costume Captions For Instagram

Ahoy, mateys! Ready to plunder the likes! 🏴‍☠️
Sailing into the night with my pirate crew. ⚓️
Avast, ye scallywags! Who’s ready for some treasure? 💰
Arrr, it’s a pirate’s life for me! 🏴‍☠️
Walking the plank never looked so good! 🌊
Shiver me timbers! 🏴‍☠️
Time to hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail! 🚢
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! 🍹
Finding treasure in every adventure. 🏴‍☠️
Living life one pirate costume at a time. ⚓️
Ready to conquer the high seas! 🌊
Channeling my inner Jack Sparrow. 🏴‍☠️
All aboard the pirate ship! 🚢
Eye patches and peg legs for days. 🏴‍☠️
On a quest for treasure and adventure! 💰
Swashbuckling my way through the night. ⚔️
Dressed to plunder! 🏴‍☠️
A pirate’s life is the life for me. ⚓️
Ready to sail the seven seas. 🌊
Looking for buried treasure. 🏴‍☠️
In search of my pirate crew! 🚢
Pirate vibes only. 🏴‍☠️
Feeling like a pirate queen. 👑
High seas and good times. 🌊
Just a pirate looking for some fun. 🏴‍☠️
Ready to pillage and plunder. ⚔️
On a treasure hunt tonight! 💰
Living my best pirate life. 🏴‍☠️
Sailor of the high seas. 🚢
Pirate adventures await! 🌊
Ready to take on the ocean waves. 🏴‍☠️
Decked out in pirate gear. ⚓️
Aye aye, captain! 🏴‍☠️
The pirate life chose me. 🚢
Searching for treasure maps. 🌊
Feeling like a pirate boss. 🏴‍☠️
Sailing into the unknown. ⚓️
A night of pirate mischief! 🏴‍☠️
Ready to conquer the seas! 🚢
In full pirate mode. 🌊
Dressed for a pirate adventure. 🏴‍☠️
Feeling nautical and nice. ⚓️
Arrr, who’s ready to set sail? 🏴‍☠️
On the hunt for pirate gold. 💰
Living the pirate dream. 🚢
Ready for some pirate fun! 🌊
Sailing the seas in style. 🏴‍☠️
A pirate’s life is the best life. ⚓️
Ready to embark on a pirate journey. 🏴‍☠️
Pirate vibes all night long. 🚢

Funny Pirate Costume Captions For Instagram

Why do pirates love Instagram? They arrr-tistic! 🏴‍☠️
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer! 💰
Pirates: Because not all treasure is silver and gold. ⚓️
Why don’t pirates shower before walking the plank? They just wash up on shore! 🌊
Arrr you serious? It’s pirate night! 🏴‍☠️
Time to get ship-faced! 🚢
I’m the reason the rum is gone! 🍹
What’s a pirate’s favorite type of music? Arrr-n-B! 🎶
Here for the booty! 💰
Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap? So they don’t get shipwrecked! 🏴‍☠️
Keep calm and say arrr! ⚓️
What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey! 🌊
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🏴‍☠️
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. 🚢
How do pirates prefer to communicate? Aye to aye! 🏴‍☠️
I’m the captain now! ⚓️
What’s a pirate’s least favorite vegetable? Leeks! 🌊
I’m a pirate in training. 💰
Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some arrr and arrr! 🏴‍☠️
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s joke for me! 🚢
Feeling nauti and nice! 🍹
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🌊
Avast ye! Who’s ready to plunder? 🏴‍☠️
Living that pirate life, one joke at a time. ⚓️
Why did the pirate buy an eyepatch? Because he couldn’t afford an iPad! 🏴‍☠️
I’m not a regular pirate, I’m a cool pirate! 🚢
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🌊
Sailing the seas of humor. 💰
I don’t give a ship! 🏴‍☠️
Why do pirates make great singers? Because they hit the high Cs! 🚢
I arrgh you to have a good time! 🏴‍☠️
Ship happens. ⚓️
What’s a pirate’s favorite movie? Booty and the Beast! 🌊
Here for the boos and the booze! 🍹
Why do pirates hate math? Because they always end up with a fraction of the treasure! 🏴‍☠️
Arrr you ready for some fun? 🚢
Feeling shipshape and bristol fashion. ⚓️
Pirate puns are arr-guably the best! 🏴‍☠️
I’ve got a jar of dirt! 🌊
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Arrr, but they love the C! 🚢
It’s a pirate’s life for me, but only on weekends. 🏴‍☠️
Scurvy? More like, curvy. 🌊
Why don’t pirates use social media? Because they can’t find the right ‘hook’. 🏴‍☠️
Pirate life: because mermaids are too mainstream. ⚓️
Bootylicious and proud! 🚢
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved! 🌊
I’m the pirate your mom warned you about. 🏴‍☠️
Arrrr you having fun yet? 🚢
Living the pirate pun life. 🌊
Why did the pirate cross the road? To get to the other tide! 🏴‍☠️

Short Pirate Costume Captions For Instagram

Ahoy! 🏴‍☠️
Shiver me timbers! ⚓️
Yo ho ho! 🌊
Arrr! 🏴‍☠️
Pirate life. 🚢
Sea lover. 🌊
Captain’s orders. 🏴‍☠️
Nautical vibes. ⚓️
Sail away. 🚢
Eye patch life. 🏴‍☠️
Shipmate. 🌊
Buccaneer mode. 🚢
Ocean waves. 🏴‍☠️
Pirate queen. ⚓️
Jolly Roger. 🌊
Sea adventure. 🏴‍☠️
Pirate crew. 🚢
High seas. 🌊
Sea rover. 🏴‍☠️
Ready to sail. ⚓️
Shipshape. 🌊
Sailor spirit. 🚢
Pirate vibes. 🏴‍☠️
Treasure hunt. 💰
Swashbuckler. ⚔️

Arrgh matey! 🏴‍☠️
Sea breeze. 🌊
Pirate’s night. 🚢
Shipwrecked. ⚓️
Sailing dreams. 🏴‍☠️
Lost at sea. 🌊
Captain’s call. 🚢
Black pearl. 🏴‍☠️
Sailing spirit. ⚓️
Sea quest. 🌊
Nautical nights. 🚢
Plunder time. 🏴‍☠️
Sailor’s heart. ⚓️
Sea breeze. 🌊
Pirate’s life. 🚢
Ocean’s call. 🏴‍☠️
Swashbuckling. ⚓️
Pirate’s quest. 🌊
Sea voyage. 🚢
Treasure seeker. 🏴‍☠️
High tide. ⚓️
Sailor’s dream. 🌊
Pirate spirit. 🚢
Ship’s ahoy. 🏴‍☠️
Sea captain. ⚓️

Pirate Costume Quotes For Instagram

“Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.” – Jack Sparrow 🏴‍☠️
“The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.” – Jacques Cousteau 🌊
“A smooth sea never made a skilled pirate.” 🏴‍☠️
“To err is human, but to arr is pirate.” ⚓️
“Home is where the anchor drops.” 🚢
“Life is better in pirate boots.” 🏴‍☠️
“Let the sea set you free.” 🌊
“Take what you can, give nothing back.” 🏴‍☠️
“I’d rather be a pirate than join the navy.” – Steve Jobs ⚓️
“Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me!” 🚢
“Find your treasure.” 🏴‍☠️
“Work like a captain, play like a pirate.” 🌊
“Sail away with me.” 🏴‍☠️
“Life is a journey to be experienced, not a problem to be solved.” – Winnie the Pooh ⚓️
“Let your dreams set sail.” 🚢
“We can’t control the wind, but we can adjust the sails.” 🏴‍☠️
“There is no better way to live than as a pirate.” 🌊
“Adventure awaits.” 🏴‍☠️
“Set sail for new horizons.” ⚓️
“Keep calm and sail on.” 🚢
“All I need is a tall ship and a star to steer her by.” 🏴‍☠️
“The sea is my happy place.” 🌊
“A pirate’s heart is never tamed.” 🏴‍☠️
“Sail the seas, steal the treasures.” ⚓️
“Life’s roughest storms prove the strength of our anchors.” 🚢
“Seas the day.” 🏴‍☠️
“Pirate by nature, rebel by choice.” 🌊
“Sailing takes me away to where I’ve always heard it could.” 🏴‍☠️
“The ocean is calling, and I must go.” ⚓️
“Pirates don’t ask for permission.” 🚢
“Salt in the air, sand in my hair.” 🏴‍☠️
“Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson 🌊
“Sailing: the fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while going nowhere slowly at great expense.” 🏴‍☠️
“Anchors aweigh!” ⚓️
“Life is a grand adventure, so go and live it.” 🚢
“The world is my oyster, but I’m a pirate at heart.” 🏴‍☠️
“Adventure is worthwhile.” – Aesop 🌊
“We live for the bounties of the sea.” 🏴‍☠️
“A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.” – John A. Shedd ⚓️
“In the waves of change, we find our direction.” 🚢
“Born to sail.” 🏴‍☠️
“May your anchor be tight, your cork be loose, your rum be spiced, and your compass be true.” 🌊
“Sometimes in the waves of change, we find our true direction.” 🏴‍☠️
“Ships at a distance have every man’s wish on board.” – Zora Neale Hurston ⚓️
“A pirate’s life is full of adventure.” 🚢
“The ocean is a mighty harmonist.” – William Wordsworth 🏴‍☠️
“Dream higher than the sky and deeper than the ocean.” 🌊
“Seas the moment.” 🏴‍☠️
“You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.” – Christopher Columbus ⚓️
“Stay wild, ocean child.” 🚢